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Too good not to share. Is it noticeable? #springishere #nyc
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The love child. #cincodemayo #nyc
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Mami Papi SOS #cincodemayo #nyc
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Anesthetic injected. Listening to Beach House so I don't throw up. #musictherapy
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So sad this magazine isn't for mail-order husbands. #hustle #thuglife
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Just in case your canine accessories aren't sexy enough... #doggystyle #nyc
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New kicks. My old ones bit the dust. #converse
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Angry Hearts Club Band #newbandname #calleditfirst
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I should be asleep or doing my taxes. Also, what a stupid little bruise. #procrastination
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Bellevue #nyc
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Did I tell you about my third job as a total pimp? #nyc #car #wishitweremine
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Oh awesome. More luxury condos... #nyc
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Don't did drugs! #easter #bunny #drugs #sad #hehadsomuchpotential
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Sit down. Shut up. Listen up.
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Greenwood Cemetery #brooklyn #cemetery
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#postnobills #brooklyn
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Somebody get this tree to a 12 step meeting posthaste! #gohometreeyouaredrunk
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Leave it to... #beaver
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What you believe can be achieved. #streetart #brooklyn
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Old meets new. I enjoy the rewinding process. #tape #retro #throwback
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Steve Roach's Structures From Silence master from 1984 @ProjektRecords #analog #ambient #oldschool #projekt #projektrecords
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#OCD is a beautiful thing. #coin #penny #nickel #dime #dollaiswhatIneed
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So this is about to go down. #chocolate #icecream #soda #yum
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Searching for self. Have you found it? #nyc #mta #wave #tileart #subway
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This bodega was selling more than lotto tickets and candy. #brooklyn
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I see truck people. #brooklyn
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In the market for a PA? I have 2 Klipsch 250 wt speakers, Mackie 808M, 2 stands and cables for sale and pick up in Brooklyn. Let's talk!
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Can we talk about this corner of my room became awesome in the last half hour? I don't ever want to leave. #furnitureporn #workstation #music #recording #nord
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I got a desk. #finally #furnitureporn #antique #shabbychic
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Is it bad that I want to touch them? I can't do it though. I don't know how I would explain that. Oh right, I'm an A cup. That's how. #boobs #plasticsurgery #implants
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A plastic surgeon's waiting room... Like candy by the register. #boobs #implants #jellyfish #pop
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The difference an apostrophe can make... #pleasure #serve #master
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The people have spoken. No more condos. #brooklyn
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Gathered some footage for a music video on the way to work. Umbrella in one hand, camera in the other. #snowday #workday #multitask #brooklyn
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Overpriced Nickelback tee, camo pants and Xmas decorations in March. No, no and no.
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Saw this in a dream a couple of years ago. #brooklyn #streetart
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#brooklyn #bridge #streetart
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This tree must be hiding. Why else would it wear camo?
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How did BAM get so pretty? #masonry #bam #brooklyn
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Feline mani/pedi time. It's otay, kitty. It's otay. #cat #kitty #feline #vet #mybaby #behindbars
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For valor and sacrifice. #prospectpark #monument #brooklyn
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He died defending a girl's honor. #prospectpark #treetherapy
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There's a story behind this tree. #prospectpark #treetherapy
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This is a necessary thing. #prospectpark #treetherapy
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Clap your hands, say no. #yeah #no #idunno
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We can help you have... #whatsmissing
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Jump on the friendship train. #friendship #nyc #sidewalk #peopleneedpeople
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Found on the back of a soda truck. "Safety is our goal. How are we doing?"
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It only took me 6 and a half years to frame this bitch. Now I feel professional. #diploma #procrastination #likeapro
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Please don't touch the bread with the hands. Please. #brooklyn
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Happy Valentine's divorcees! #brooklyn #vday
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Love Lane #brooklyn #vday
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Winter, I hate you. #nemo
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And when the wind blows they move. Creepiest thing I've seen in a very long time. #shudder
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I didn't know there was a fancy name for blacking out and coming to in puddles of piss and puke.
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You can download my new 30 second smash hit "Who Gave Me The Flu?" at soundclound.com/darkparker but it's probably healthier if you don't.
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Photography by eyepatchpictures.com
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Photography by @mikalnbk at www.eyepatchpictures.com
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I'll see you all in your nightmares. Xoxo #nightmare #dragons #harrypotter #besttextever
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Face off. Show down. Mine's bigger. No mine's bigger.
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Ask if you must.
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If I put all that shit up I wouldn't want to take it down either.
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Got out my old jazz book and this fell out. Oy vei. #memories #throwback
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Pimping out the apartment. Gotta shoot with @meinmyplace after this album drops!
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Don't run for the train or you can get a booboo. Don't let it happen to you-oo.
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U B KILLIN' EM #nyc #brooklyn #graffiti
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#rundontwalk to the #lego #sale
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Yo, I just met your sister. #horse #tonightweride
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My ride is here. #horse #tonightweride
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#funeralhome #sign
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I'm in love. #legoman
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#foodporn #groceries #yum
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Comedy notes meet self-help portion of notebook. #comedy #goals #writing #darkhumor #perserverance #noseriously #eatsomething #now
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Ask a Woman Who Knows. 52% #creepy #conspiracy #coincidence
